February 2012
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine photos in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
Imagine playing "Spin the Bottle" with One...
every spin is a win
Watching 'I'm In A Boyband'
Old boyband member: And then there's the girls, who fantasize about you and actually believe that they're going to marry you. Like, how does a 15 year old girl get past 4 security guards and into your dressing room? And what do they think will happen? We'll see them and immediately fall in love with them?
Me: lol those delusional girls are psychos haha, how freaky is that omg
Me:
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Me: WAIT THAT'S ME.
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People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
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